Fatal Distraction

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I look like a woman, but I cut like a buffalo
me:*sees dog*
me:*forgets what im talking about and points out dog*


dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via thebootyelectric)



I’ve just been wearing a cotton robe as soon as I get home. My body loves it.



promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via my-little-underground)